Conversation with Bestie: II (stalking and periods go together)

Me: Hai sexy dp

Bestie: Showing off new shades

Me: Very cool

Bestie: Finally got new ones after years

Me: Different from your usual classic look

Bestie: How you

Me: Fully approve

Bestie: Haha yea even I got bored with the raybans

Bestie: Ive been wearing them forever

Bestie: Tho there were pink aviators that I did like

Bestie: But forced myself to look for sth diff

Bestie: Thank.you 😘

Bestie: Whats been up

Me: Will go shopping with you

Bestie: Fo sho

Me: Need new shades and different clothes

Bestie: Dude these are gucci ones, very nice and sturdy

Bestie: They had nice ones

Me: Will take you there

Me: Price?

Bestie: 11

Me: 😳

Bestie: I know

Bestie: But I justify it since I use them.for years

Me: Point noted

Me: I have cheetah cats eye glasses

Bestie: My aviators cost 20

Bestie: And I got them in 2009

Me: I'm super careless with mine

Me: They get scratched like you wouldn't believe

Bestie: Awww I love printed ones

Bestie: Ok so you dont get nice ones

Bestie: 😳

Bestie: Mine dont get scartched

Bestie: Since I cant even spell it...

Me: Haaaaaahahaha

Me: Got a blast from past

Me: On FB feed

Me: Sally pic

Bestie: Oh hai

Me: I was like wtf

Bestie: Why why

Bestie: Show

Me: I hid it on my feed

Me: Otherwise I would stalk

Bestie: True that

Me: And I can't stalk

Bestie: No need to stalk

Me: It's been 14 years

Me: Allah

Bestie: Exactly

Bestie: Whoaa

Bestie: What

Me: We are olddsssss

Bestie: The fuck

Bestie: Jesus

Bestie: You are feeling a bit down or sth yes

Bestie: Ive been in a filthy blood sucked washed out mood last month or so

Bestie: And today I got my period and we are leaving for simly dam

Me: Lolllll

Me: Dude

Me: At least it's not second day of period

Me: That would be like (tap dripping water)

Me: Ok that is gross

Bestie: Ew but yes hahahahahahahha

Bestie: True that

Bestie: Except im driving to lahore on second day

Bestie: Told you

Bestie: Bad mood

Me: Duuuuucccckkkkk

Bestie: Yup

Bestie: So when you getting here

Me: 23 IA

Bestie: Ok

Me: I just pigged out on coke and onion rings

Me: Boot camp, what boot camp

Bestie: Awww

Bestie: Hahahahahaha

Me: Uffff

Bestie: Its ok

Bestie: Take it out tom

Conversation with Bestie: I

Me: (re Prince William) He ain't sexy no more
Bestie: Dude never was dude
Bestie: Harry much more so
Bestie: But still not hot
Bestie: Per se
Me: Once upon a time
Me: He was
Bestie: So many hot men in lahore
Me: Before baldness entered his life
Bestie: Hotels full of em
Me: And his scalp
Bestie: True he has an ugly head
Bestie: Not made.for bald
Me: I'm such a bitch
Best: Hahahah no its ok
Me: https://www.google.com.pk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&ved=&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fkikine19822001%2Fwilliam-prince%2F&psig=AFQjCNHHx8cqecQ1UWGgpBBldyupAp57lw&ust=1441901802838255&rct=j
Me: Hai lhr
Me: Problem is when they open their mouth
Me: Then illusion of sexy turns to paindu loser
Bestie: Hotel mein gorey hain. Nice clean sexy goras
Bestie: Ah Pinterest
Bestie: I see what you mean
Me: Please convey my assalam alaikum to goras
Me: If one looks like Loki or Sherlock
Me: Send them my regards
Bestie: Bahahahahahahahaha
Me: And my address
Me: 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Bestie: And your wazzup
Bestie: and a ticket
Bestie: 😇

If I don't like you, you can't get better. You should get worse.

People who I do not like are not supposed to improve. In any way.

Khalas.

No new sexy jobs, no getting pretty\handsome, no losing weight, no posting abroad, no awesome life, nothing. 

Please stay and rot in your little rut so I feel good about myself. 

The End.