Conversation with Bestie: I

Me: (re Prince William) He ain't sexy no more
Bestie: Dude never was dude
Bestie: Harry much more so
Bestie: But still not hot
Bestie: Per se
Me: Once upon a time
Me: He was
Bestie: So many hot men in lahore
Me: Before baldness entered his life
Bestie: Hotels full of em
Me: And his scalp
Bestie: True he has an ugly head
Bestie: Not made.for bald
Me: I'm such a bitch
Best: Hahahah no its ok
Me: https://www.google.com.pk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&ved=&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fkikine19822001%2Fwilliam-prince%2F&psig=AFQjCNHHx8cqecQ1UWGgpBBldyupAp57lw&ust=1441901802838255&rct=j
Me: Hai lhr
Me: Problem is when they open their mouth
Me: Then illusion of sexy turns to paindu loser
Bestie: Hotel mein gorey hain. Nice clean sexy goras
Bestie: Ah Pinterest
Bestie: I see what you mean
Me: Please convey my assalam alaikum to goras
Me: If one looks like Loki or Sherlock
Me: Send them my regards
Bestie: Bahahahahahahahaha
Me: And my address
Me: 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Bestie: And your wazzup
Bestie: and a ticket
Bestie: 😇

If I don't like you, you can't get better. You should get worse.

People who I do not like are not supposed to improve. In any way.

Khalas.

No new sexy jobs, no getting pretty\handsome, no losing weight, no posting abroad, no awesome life, nothing. 

Please stay and rot in your little rut so I feel good about myself. 

The End.